Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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