If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I am spending my child support on dildos
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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