Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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