I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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