I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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