Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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