Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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