Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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