girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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