Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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There r osticjed everywhere
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
i think i just lost a toe
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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