He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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