I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Randomize
