Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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