Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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