Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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