He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
the raccoons are back...
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