I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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