just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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