It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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