I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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