you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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