He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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