i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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