so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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