I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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