If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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