She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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