Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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