I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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