I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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