there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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