This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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