Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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