so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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