it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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