Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
