So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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