How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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