grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
never play flip cup with pint glasses
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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