i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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