i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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