Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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