Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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