I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i came on her dog
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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