butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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