after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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