I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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