South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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