What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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