Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
COCAINE IS GR8
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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