that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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