Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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