You really coming over, don't trick.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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