Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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